Wednesday, May 06, 2015

Impossible and Napoleon Bonaparte

Dui bondhu r kothopokothon...

- Napoleon Bonaparte er jiboni porchi. Ei manushtar dictionary te impossible bole kono word chilo na.

- Bolish ki? Nishchoi Neelkhet er puran dokan theke dictionary ta kinechilo! Ta nahole eto common ekta word....

Could Robondronatha Tahkur Be A Good Software Sngineer?

Sillicon Valley er dui software engineer er kothopokothon -

- Robindronath Thakur jotoi protibhaban hon na keno tini kokhonoi bhalo software engineer hote parten na. In fact, unar chakri i rakha daay hoto jodi ei pesha te ashten.

- Keno? Tor ei rokom mone hobar karon ki?

- Unar oi famous gaan ta shunish nai? "Jodi tor daak shune keu na ashey, tobe ekla cholo re....". Ei thekei bujha jay uni "team work" e bishshashi na. Arey kon software project keu ekla korte parbe, team work chara?

Joke: Interview of an Election Candidate

Ekjon election candidate er shakkhatkar nichchen ekjon journalist....

Jounralist: Shunlam apni MP election e darate chaan. To voter der ke apnar bepare kichu information janan.
Candidate: Nishchoi nishchoi...
Journalist: Apni ki shongskriti mona?
Candidate: Are bolen ki? Ami gan shuni, kobita pori... Ami holam Robindro vokto.
Journalist: Oh achcha. To apnar pochonder kobita konta.
Candidate: Robindronath er "Shesher Kobita".
Journalist: ... kintu ota to kobita na, uponnash...
Candidate: Are apni Robindro nather cheye beshi janen naki? Uni ki na bujhe emon naam dibe. Ki shob interview nite ashen pora shuna na kore. Next question e jaan...
Journalist: Ji ji. Gaan shunen bolchilen. To Fokir Alamgir er ekta gaan geye shunan dekhi.
Candidate: Fokir ke bollen? Are bhai Gorib Fokir der jonno to ami emnitei jaan diye dei. Ta jokhon eto kore bolchen to ekta gai ei gorib dukhi der jonno...

"Gorib Hoile Nijer Manush Chinna Chine Na....
Uchit Kotha Koile Pore Dekhtam Pare Na...
Kaamer Shomoy Banglai Re Dakhle Mile Na...
Are Bipoder Shomoy Rastar Pashe Deikhkha Dekhe Na..."



Journalist: Thamen thamen... thik ache. Next question, Bangladesh er President er naam ki?
Candidate: President er naam jene apnar labh ki? President ki korbo? Prime Minister er naam Jono Netri Sheikh Hasina. Amar voter der oi tuk janlei cholbe.
Journalist: Azker moto amra ekhanei....